If You’ve Got 3 Spoons and a Side Hustle Idea, Read This

For creatives, freelancers, and humans just trying to do things legit (without spiraling)

Are you a creative, freelancer, or sex worker looking to start a side hustle — or finally make your weird little project official? Not That Kind Of Accountant might be exactly what you’ve been looking for.

We’re a neurodivergent-friendly business setup and education service made for people who want to start something real without spreadsheets, shame, or “just hustle harder” advice.

💼 What We Offer:

We help you:

• Apply for your ABN without panicking

• Register your business name (yes, even if it’s a little unhinged)

• Understand DSP-safe compliance rules

• Learn how tax, Centrelink, and business structures work — in plain language

• Shift your money mindset without pretending you love capitalism

• Access toolkits, templates, and 1:1 support that actually makes sense

Whether you’re just starting or trying to build something gentle and sustainable, we’ve got your back.

🧠 Why It’s Different:

We built this for neurodivergent, disabled, and chronically overwhelmed folks who need more than just step-by-step instructions — they need clarity, kindness, and a soft place to land.

Launched recently on Ko-fi and Calendly, Not That Kind Of Accountant is a cozy, inclusive corner of the internet where you can get legit without selling your soul to admin dread.

🔮 What’s Next?

More kits. More zines. More weird, useful, no-pressure support for people who want to start small businesses — slowly, safely, and in their own way.

Don’t let fear or paperwork stop you. You don’t have to do this alone. You just need a setup that works for your brain.

💌 Visit us:

ko-fi.com/NotThatKindOfAccountant

calendly.com/NotThatKindOfAccountant