Starting a Biz for Creatives Who Feel Like They Can’t

(Without Selling Your Soul or Crying Over a BAS Statement)

So, you’re creative. You make things. You’ve got ideas. Maybe you’re already freelancing, or maybe you’ve been told by five different people that you should “turn that into a business.”

And maybe you want to… but the how of it? Feels impossible. Overwhelming. Like something made for people who don’t get brain fog or panic at the sight of an ABN form.

That’s where Not That Kind of Accountant comes in.

This isn’t a stuffy business service built for tech bros or tax lords. It’s a neurodivergent-friendly, DSP-safe, actually-usable setup service made for:

• Creatives

• Freelancers

• Spoonie business babes

• Side hustlers

• Weird little empire builders

  
  

We help you:

• Apply for an ABN (without crying)

• Register your business name

• Stay safe on Centrelink

• Understand tax stuff in plain, human words

• Plan your biz at your pace

• Feel less like you’re faking it

It’s all delivered in short, clear guides with zero jargon and plenty of patience.

Where to find us:

We're live on Ko-fi (for the setup kit + resources) and Calendly (for 1:1 help — you don’t even need to put on pants).

We’re building tools for the people the system usually forgets — and we’re not stopping there. More resources, more kits, more gentle rebellion is coming soon.

🖤 TL;DR:

If you're:

• A creative who wants to make money from your work

• A freelancer who needs to register things legally

• Someone disabled or on DSP looking for biz support

• Or just tired of Googling "how to start a business" and getting 54 tabs of stress

  
  

👉 We’ve got you.

This isn’t hustle culture. This isn’t “girlboss energy.” This is slow, safe, sustainable business setup — with no shame and no suits.